Friday, January 05, 2007

haha. saw this in female jan 2007 mag and i thought was interesting so i decided to share with you guys! its what do men secretly wish that woman change themselves

i know you wish i were a better man
and that you hope i'll change overtime
well, youre not too perfect yourself, my dear
so let me tell you with this rhyme

i know you are playing with me
and thts something i jst hate
with your baby face and pouty lips
you sure know how to manipulate

you push your way through a crowded mall
as if youre a scorpion with a stinger
yet so many times when we're at home
to help me you wont even lift a finger

for dinner, you fuss over centrepieces and cutlery,
and that the maid shldnt overcook the roast
but for me all i really care about, hon
is that you dont burn my kaya toast

you demand to be prettier than yesterday
when to me your beauty is no. one
i love you as you are anyway
so why pile on makeup that weighs a ton

your high heels tell me that youre short
while ballet flats tells me you are true
so whts with double eyelis and false lashes
do they make the world look perfect to you?

your artsy pals, they are gay and unique
but dont get upset if i steer clear
i'd rather hang out with manly man
than air-kiss your friends who are queer

im the "break glass in case of emergency" man,
cus you know i'll always be there
but when i need you, where are you
now, babe, is that really fair?

the expensive lingerie you buy at La Perla
makes me howl cus you look so sexy
but dont you know you'll look piping hot
in nothing more than my Man-U jersey?

above everything else, for all that ive written,
you know i love you with all my might
and if this poem doesnt change your mind
go read Men Are From Mars tonight!

haha. its pretty hilarious. read it ladies! (:

My Sexy Kisses!